"The Muppet Show" (Opening)

thanks to Jeffrey Creamer (sjcrea@mac.cc.macalstr.edu)

Kermit:

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, _____!

Females:

It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Males:

It's time to put on makeup

It's time to dress up right

It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Waldorf:

Why do we always come here

I guess we'll never know

It's like a kind of torture

To have to watch the show

(brief interlude)

Muppets:

And now let's get things started

Why don't you get things started

It's time to get things started

on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational this is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet)